Monday, October 05, 2009

Software Development Cycles

Software Development Cycles

  • Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
  • Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
  • Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.
  • Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.
  • Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
  • Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
  • Users find 137 new bugs.
  • Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
  • Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.
  • Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
  • Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
  • New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.
  • Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free…

Via: http://stackoverflow.com/

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