Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Biggest mistake by Rediff.com
Posted by Anurag at Sunday, April 25, 2010 0 word of wisdom
Labels: Funny mistake, Misc
Monday, October 05, 2009
Software Development Cycles
Software Development Cycles
- Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
- Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
- Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.
- Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.
- Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
- Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
- Users find 137 new bugs.
- Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
- Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.
- Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
- Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
- New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.
- Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free…
Via: http://stackoverflow.com/
Posted by Anurag at Monday, October 05, 2009 0 word of wisdom
Friday, August 14, 2009
Flying colors of India
Fully decorated Auto Rickshaw
Waiting for the passenger to board
All superstar willing to find the place
Posted by Anurag at Friday, August 14, 2009 0 word of wisdom
Labels: Colors of India
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